Priceless

Haircut from Cutting Edge: $30
Highlights from Cutting Edge: $54
Eyebrow wax from Cutting Edge: $10

Being complimented on the "mold" on your face (aka a beauty mark): Priceless

Being asked if you want your lip waxed too: Priceless

Receiving Cut, Color, eyebrow wax from stylist with hairstyle that resembles a shi tzu: apparently $94

Lesson learned: Never impulsively request subtle highlights from an establishment that proudly states "Walk Ins Welcome" and specializes in the military buzz cut!